Victory
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[info]natowelch

Cross-posted from n8o.r30.net:

The sensation of total control of your universe is indistinguishable from the commitment to total acceptance of it.

Accept how things are for long enough, and they become desirable.
Desire how things are for long enough, and one acts to make them so.

And when one acts to make something exactly what it is, one succeeds. Permanently.

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Creative Scrutiny
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[info]natowelch

Cross-posted from n8o.r30.net:

Doubt is at once more powerful, and more wonderful, than faith.

It is doubt that has raised our castles into the sky, by eroding away all the soft, inviting quicksand of our muddy thinking from the bedrock of undeniable, incontrovertible, immutable truth.

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Statutory Rates
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[info]natowelch

Cross-posted from n8o.r30.net:

Canada is a better place to be uninsured than the US.


Not the God You Imagined
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[info]natowelch

Cross-posted from n8o.r30.net:

The biggest evidence for the existence of God is the incredulity one encounters at the hypothesis that human beings would invent a divinity so thoroughly and despicably cruel as Jehovah to serve as the object of their adoration and devotion.

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Wild in a Can
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[info]natowelch

Cross-posted from n8o.r30.net:

"Natural ingredients" is an oxymoron.

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Post-Reality
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[info]natowelch

Cross-posted from n8o.r30.net:

There is no "the" in future. There are many futures, all of which are real. The appearance of a single future is a cognitive illusion necessitated by the fact that we must decide and act.

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A Toast
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[info]natowelch

Cross-posted from n8o.r30.net:

May your   original sins be forgiven  by God,
and your unoriginal sins be forgotten by men.
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From One Friendly Rhetorician to Another
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[info]natowelch

Cross-posted from n8o.r30.net:

Hey, man, I don't know if you noticed, but you dropped your onus back there.

What - did you think I was going to pick it up?

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Riff Fix Churn
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[info]natowelch
buyPhone

buyPod

buyTunes

buyMac


By Apple.


Think Again.


Bye!
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The Unexpected
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[info]natowelch
What you're looking for is not a black swan.

You're looking for a blue one.

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While I Can Get it in Edgewise
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Sometimes people complain that they are loveless, and then they don't date me.
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Ain't No Clown Like a Wingnut Clown
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[info]natowelch
Support free speech.

Better they open their mouths and be proved fools, than remain silent and justify any doubt.

With apologies to Mark Twain.
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No One is Good at Keeping Announcements
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The Secret of Happiness is neither.
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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A man proposed marriage to his girlfriend. She said no.

He had his own money, he went fishing whenever he wanted, and he lived happily ever after.
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Jester Christ
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[info]natowelch
Only humor is sacred.
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Turing Test
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Of two mutually indistinguishable things, which one is the simulation of the other?
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The Internet Will Make You Stupid
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"For this invention will produce forgetfulness in the minds of those who learn to use it, because they will not practice their memory. Their trust in writing, produced by external characters which are no part of themselves, will discourage the use of their own memory within them."
--Plato, Phaedrus 275a
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Following Your Friends Off a Simile
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"People think I'm like a lemming. They think I'm just following everyone else around mindlessly, but that's not true at all. I really do think for myself; I just happen to reach many of the same conclusions most other people do.

"But it's also not really true that lemmings follow each other en masse off the cliff to their doom. That's just an urban myth perpetrated by an unfortunate documentary filmmaker.

"Ironically, it's the perpetuation of this myth that actually exhibits the mindless, "lemming-UN-like" behavior. At the same time, it makes me even more like a lemming than people even know."
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Anniversary
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[info]natowelch
My first coherent thought about the attacks of September 11, 2001: "This is how tyrants are made."
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On Needling one's Noodle's Needs
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[info]natowelch
You can't always get what you want.

But you can always get what you need, so long as you delay deciding what it is that you want until after you figure out what it is that what you're going to get is useful for.

Got it?
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